tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post3454492546114024346..comments2023-10-28T04:15:14.699-04:00Comments on Optimistic Cynicism: More things you should've learned in preschool...Ryan Ashley Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13515371602427605756noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-5815847407830681532009-06-22T19:57:08.633-04:002009-06-22T19:57:08.633-04:00I got my finger stuck in a mixer once. The beaters...I got my finger stuck in a mixer once. The beaters got stuck together, I turned it off and tried to undo them. Well it magically turned on while I was trying to get them unstuck and the thing died on my finger. As a result I got stitches. Didn't think to unplug the machine.Suzihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05491033490203984158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-59958099669358564422009-06-21T17:51:04.041-04:002009-06-21T17:51:04.041-04:00Put an orange in the microwave for 5 minutes inste...Put an orange in the microwave for 5 minutes instead of 5 seconds- and put a barrette in an outlet (but that was when I was a toddler - or was it?)Carma Sezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01897159620671834070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-31002750062836736142009-06-21T17:12:05.349-04:002009-06-21T17:12:05.349-04:00You put a plugged in appliance underwater and you ...You put a plugged in appliance underwater and you didn't know..... I'm sorry, but that is pretty bad. I'm sure that I've done something equally bad, but right now I just can't think of it. I just can't believe you put a plugged in appliance in water. Thank God it wasn't something for the shower.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16666910475457302786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-24133363245505344112009-06-20T11:19:22.230-04:002009-06-20T11:19:22.230-04:00Hahaha! Oh I've had my fair share of idiot mom...Hahaha! Oh I've had my fair share of idiot moments! Usually a spoon in the microwave is a frequent around here! And I'm always burning my arms and hands on the oven.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-44577184400628668952009-06-20T11:16:36.964-04:002009-06-20T11:16:36.964-04:00Oh man, do I have a list for you...
Since moving ...Oh man, do I have a list for you...<br /><br />Since moving to this country, I have destroyed <br /><br />3 garbage disposals<br />2 micro waves<br />1 stove<br />1 coffee maker<br />3 Sliding glass mirror doors<br />And a Bissel<br /><br />Let me tell you, I am such a rock star grownup/housekeeper. Don't feel bad. I wonder the same thing.Anneliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08884275507708989497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-18156805330460726172009-06-20T10:47:18.443-04:002009-06-20T10:47:18.443-04:00Ummmm...I had no idea about the not running on the...Ummmm...I had no idea about the not running on the sidewalk. My hubby is a runner, I'll have to ask him if hew knew that.<br /><br />But the blender...plugged in...ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh. :)Barely Domestic Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03591847950315691007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-17254623789918930382009-06-19T16:22:09.127-04:002009-06-19T16:22:09.127-04:00Am I allowed to laugh? FYI go get a pair of *real...Am I allowed to laugh? FYI go get a pair of *real* running shoes and have people at a real running shop fit you for them. You'll be amazed at how easy it is to run then. Which reminds me that I probably need new shoes.<br /><br />As for my what an idiot moments ummm... I think I just block them out of my mind. I know I have to have them OH! When I was seven and cooked for the first time and made hot dogs by ummm sauteeing them in two sticks of butter? I'm now a much better cook.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803503583347758969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-25683246790645108852009-06-19T16:22:08.517-04:002009-06-19T16:22:08.517-04:00I went to put my little ones cup away. It still ha...I went to put my little ones cup away. It still had milk in it and I put it in the cabinet. Oops..Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10513249357085004389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-19128922352391974612009-06-19T16:00:16.815-04:002009-06-19T16:00:16.815-04:00Yesterday I took my shirt off. Under the ceiling f...Yesterday I took my shirt off. Under the ceiling fan. It was on high. It hurt my fingers.Funny in My Mindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07281231657407206988noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-3897009691275968382009-06-19T13:08:27.116-04:002009-06-19T13:08:27.116-04:00So are you supposed to run on the road? What's...So are you supposed to run on the road? What's the difference? I guess I'm an idiot too, but I really do want to know.Jenny-Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17911141028866225050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-16053322213623885532009-06-19T13:07:18.849-04:002009-06-19T13:07:18.849-04:00Just yesterday I drove about 2 miles with the park...Just yesterday I drove about 2 miles with the parking break on and when the truck started shaking weirdly I was all WTF. Then I figured it out after pulling off to the side of the road. BUT in my defense the parking break light has stopped working properly and was NOT even on when I did this stupid is as stupid does maneuver. But I should be checking it now automatically since I know the light doesn't work all the time.Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01851909774982026207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7062475905852904908.post-6388872118623418582009-06-19T13:01:36.837-04:002009-06-19T13:01:36.837-04:00Well, I was going to leave a comment, but I'm ...Well, I was going to leave a comment, but I'm thinking it may be too soon for even me to make that sort of comment even if it is about myself. <br /><br />I can't really think of anything else right now, although that's not to say I've never done it. <br /><br />But putting the blender under the faucet? Was it on? Cause that would have been even better!Leshahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02684971860752761446noreply@blogger.com