Ryan needs:
- a bra. Yes... well.... I'm not 16 anymore, so these puppies won't hold themselves up.
- a little fabulous. Honey, I make my own fabulous! Come on... just a little?
- to gain weight or buy new pants. Really? Why... thank you. I like new pants.
- to press it. Hmmm.... depends on what "IT" is, I suppose. I do love a mystery.
- his a** kicked. Ah honest mistake, I'm no "his." I may, however, need to be kicked on occasion.
- to be held hostage. Well... hello stranger! M-Mmm.
- answers. Yes, please. (Who hasn't been paying attention around here?)
I tried this once just to see what would come up but my first name is Serena and I certainly don't need to take lessons from Venus. They were all about tennis...lol.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could press it with the person holding you hostage. I mean, heck, you're looking good in the new pants, so...Rooowwrrrr!
ReplyDeleteThat is great! I'd take the new pants, too.
ReplyDeleteHa @ Sassy's comment.
ReplyDeleteI did this on my blog too. But a lot of mine ended up porn-like. That's just the result of Debbi being my first name!
Hey, grats on being featured on Intrepid Tuesday. I'm drinking Cosmos today. Mmmm.
ReplyDeletelove it!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this Intrepid Tuesdays that you are featured on? I must learn more! Are you drinking somewhere without me? :)
ReplyDeleteI have tried this Google search. The two results that I received were:
1) Francesca has special needs.
2) Francesca needs help.
I was disappointed in Google. Surely, he could do better.
-Francesca
Woo hoo for needing to gain weight! I guess Big Brother knows what's good for it. :)
ReplyDeleteI am convinced that if I type in my first name it's going to tell me "Hyacynth needs to stop blaming her weight gain on the pregnancy and start giving credit where it's due -- fried, breaded fish and coconut shrimp."
I've tried this before and, quite frankly, I don't get it. It never has more than one or two responses for me and they are never funny. :( Yours were great, though!
ReplyDeletecongratulations on winning over at SITS, just stopped by to say hello! very nice blog!
ReplyDeleteblessings...