Monday, March 9

Not Me Monday: Not A GIVEAWAY!!!!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


Due to unexpected interest and consequent anticipation of winning my broken pooper-sitters, skunky scent-makers and , used fish-eye-Quinoa....


I did NOT actually purchase something brand spanking new to give away! And it is NOT listed below.

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That's right, folks. There are NOT three bottles of O.P.I. nail polish in stunning colors which are NOT perfectly suited for Spring and Summer. You also do NOT see any O.P.I. RapiDry instant nail polish drying spray, which is NOT used in professional spas. Nope, NOT at all. You will NOT win over $35 worth of O.P.I. products because I am NOT having a giveaway! Do NOT cheer. Do NOT woot! I do NOT love you all.

Here's the real deal: In participation with SITS Spring Fling, this giveaway runs through Tuesday, March 10th at 11:59 p.m. Eastern time. Here's how you can win:

  • Leave a comment here for 1 entry. If you don't leave a comment, I will assume you don't want any prize and how the heck else am I supposed to know you earned any extra entries if you don't tell me?
  • Tweet about it for 1 extra entry. How I love twitter...
  • I hate to bribe anyone to follow me, but I will be giving an extra 5 entries to anyone who comments and is a follower. Loyalty counts for something around here. :)
  • I'll be honest, I'm a narcissist. If you tell me what your favorite post on my blog is, I'll give your sweet little brown nose an extra 3 entries.

The winner (that's YOU!) will be announced on Wednesday, March 11th by noon. I'll post about you and leave a nice comment on your blog with congratulations. You will have one week to get back to me with your personal information (scared?) so that I can mail out your pretties in time for warm weather. Otherwise, another winner will be chosen. Oh, and I'm just going to do this the old fashioned way and pull names from a hat. Or a bowl... whatev. Anything for the entertainment of Monsoon, who will thoroughly enjoy writing names on colorful construction paper with me.

Do NOT forget (seriously this time!) to hop over to SITS and check out more Spring Fling Events and Giveaways on Tuesday!

124 comments:

  1. Ooohhh Ooohhh Ooohhh Me Me ME!!! =D SO FUN!

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  2. I'm already a follower. =D

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  3. Tweet Tweet:
    http://twitter.com/MrsMeganC/status/1299432981

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  4. One of my favorite posts of yours is your TAT - The Shot. Your poor dad. Totally makes me cringe but laugh, too.

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  5. Ooh la, la. I love nail polish. But you know what? I've been told by three of the blogs that I follow I've "won" a gift. I've sent my address and I've yet to recieve the first thing that I've "won". Not sure what that's all about but I think that's just plain silly. (I'm certainly not referring to your givaway dearie, so please don't take it like that....I'm just a little stumped, ya know??).
    If people, and certainly not you, are giving away virtual gifts, it would probably be really nice if they represented them that way. What do you guys all think? Is it just me??

    Steady On
    Reggie Girl

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  6. Commenting...(yay, an entry!) I AM a follower (yay, more entries!), but I don't Twitter (boo, no more entries!), and I'm so new that I haven't been privy to all your wonderful-ness in postings yet! HowEVER, I do remember the fun post about when your dad took you guys to the casino and you got all bubbly for the pic; it made me giggle (yay, more entries)!

    I am so going to have the bestest looking tootsies this spring and summer! I just KNOW it.

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  7. I'm followin! I love nail polish (toe nail that is)

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  8. Okay. I've tweeted, commented, followed, and my favorite post (this is tough) has to be the one when Monsoon had the conversation with you about God. Uh....that sounds like 10 entries to me just in case you weren't counting. I do "not" really want to win this giveaway--can't you tell?

    In response to your comment to me: I have been traveling for work for the past month and I am finally home for a week. So I'm playing catch up. Thanks for staying loyal! My poor diversity blog is feeling so neglected. I've gotta show her some attention before the end of the week.

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  9. I'm following you, too! Thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting! I haven't painted my nails in awhile....hmmm....have to change that if I win... :)

    Have a Wonderful Day!

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  10. fun, fun. Please sign me up. I'll be participating as well in the Spring Fling tomorrow.

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  11. WOOHOO! I'm already a follower. I Twittered (and you can see it since you follow MY Twitter), and I WANT THE POLISH!!! Pretty please.

    AND - since there ain't nothin' wrong with a little dirt on the nose....

    THIS post almost made me pee my pants!

    http://ryanashleyscott.blogspot.com/search/label/Humiliation%20Station

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  12. Love the polish! You can never really have enough nail polish can you? ;)

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  13. ooooh.... i love the polish...

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  14. Nice! I could use me some nail polish!

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  15. Yeah for Spring Fling and nail polish!

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  16. What a great giveaway! I SO hope I win~!

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  17. Wow! I want to win that (and my toes will thank you!!)

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  18. I am NOT sitting here typing a comment to win this wonderful prize because I do NOT enter online giveaways and I do NOT have nothing better to do!

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  19. i love opi + am in need of a new bottle of rapid dry. love the colors!

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  20. I'm now a follower of yours...would love to win! Happy Spring Fling!

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  21. One of my friends is trying to get me addicted to OPI. I'm afraid it's working. This would be great!

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  22. Perhaps I should start twittering. Everyone else seems to be!

    I LOVE OPI. And I love your blog. Consider me a follower as soon as I finish typing this comment :)

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  23. I LOVE OPI nail polish! The Linkin Park at Midnight one is my fav. But I mostly where hooker red so this is perfect!

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  24. I'm following you now.

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  25. I ADORE Opi! They have absolutely the best polish and colors.

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  26. I tweeted it. I'm tatminimom.

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  27. I can never afford OPI (and can't find it here in my tiny town anyway), so I'm totally in. Thanks!

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  28. Oooh! I could really use some new nail polish!!

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  29. Just tweeted it.

    http://twitter.com/jewelstreet/status/1305551621

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  30. Great give away. Love the colors! :)

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  31. LOL, love it!! Count me in!

    Happy Spring Fling!

    Come on over to my blog to register for my pearl earring giveaway too!!

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  32. My toes will love you for this!

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  33. Great way to keep women inspired to get that mani/pedi updated for spring. Color is a wonderful thing this spring and what better way to enhance the look.

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  34. Ha!It's not like I need new polish or anything. Great giveaway. and I'd be happy to follow you.

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  35. Big OPI fan...great giveaway items!

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  36. OoOOoo!! Great giveaway! Count me in!

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  37. LOVE IT! I totally heart OPI and that silver color is fantastic!!

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  38. OPI nail polish is awesome, I love those colors!

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  39. I grinned from ear to ear when I clicked on Mr. Linky at SITS and he brought me to YOU! For some reason you and OPI just go together so well. I can so see myself sitting accross from ya at the Spa getting girls mani-pedi day in.. ala Elle Woods!

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  40. This giveaway has my name all over it! I love me some O.P.I.
    What girl couldn't use a little in their life!?!?

    I don't Twitter so let's hope my one little entry is a lucky one!

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  41. Okay...this brown nose is just getting started! LOL! I LOVE this collection!!!

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  42. I signed up to be a follower! I don't think I'm going to regret it. I like you already!

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  43. I tweeted about all of this Opi Goodness! http://twitter.com/JustJingle/status/1306188807

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  44. Your bribery works well, for I am now a follower. :) Yay!!! for OPI products! What a great giveaway!

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  45. HA!!! So, I totally just found your blog, but I just read your giveaway 'anticipation' post and it is already a favorite! That was hilarious! LOL!

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  46. I followed you in my rss reader , and followed you on Twitter.

    @jmintuck was who retweeted.

    Plus, made the comment here.

    devonm @ sasktel dot NET

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  47. Thanks for the giggles and the awesome giveaway..please count me in!

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  48. Following! :D
    I'm bribed easily.

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  49. I loved the post and the colors are fabulous! They would look sooo good on my freshly pedicured toes.

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  50. count me in...and i'm tweeting about it now... :)

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  51. Yay for Spring Fling and polished nails!! Count me in :)

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  52. You are a funny lady.

    I do NOT want to win!

    :)

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  53. Oh I love it!! Count me in :)

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  54. love your blog...i am following now!!

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  55. Ohh, I love OPI. What a fabulous giveaway!

    P.S. Love your blog. You have a new follower! ;)

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  56. My toes thank you for this :)

    I'm a follower now!!!

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  57. I love OPI nail polish it is the best.
    tamben7996(at)aol(dot)com

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  58. My favorite post is the Pretend Summer and Sisterhood.
    tamben7996(at)aol(dot)com

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  59. I love OPI nail polish!! Crossing my fingers!
    Life is Sweet

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  60. Hey, you've got to enter me, I LOVE OPI nail polish!!!

    Yay!

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  61. my hubby probably doesn't think i need more nail polish...but i do!

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  62. What a fantastic giveaway!! Love, love, love it!

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  63. Oh I would love to win this giveaway!!

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  64. Love the colors and what fun I will have using it!

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  65. Love the colors! Love OPI! Thanks for the chance to win :)

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  66. my toenails need some attention! Thanks!

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  67. My nails are trashed from all the Etsy work I've been doing. They cry out for posh polish. They reject Wet-n-Wild and remind me that I am 30, not 13.

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  68. I Love OPI products and I'm in serious need of new polish for Summer!!

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  69. Ok and I know this is totally lame but I Really love THIS post!! Ok, ok I know that's cheating so you don't have to count it but I love how this post was really creative incorporating the NOT ME Monday!! I seriously look forward to getting to know you better through your blog!

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  70. I do NOT want to win this!!!

    j/k I do.

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  71. http://twitter.com/valerie2350/status/1307656235

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  72. and of course this is my favorite post - and thanks for noticing my cute nose ;)

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  73. gotta love OPI :)

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  74. i loved opi nail polish to much that I named my blog after it. :)

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  75. Well, I do not want to win this either! :-)

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  76. This is lovely! Count me in!
    bunnybx at gmail . com

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  77. I love OPI and I'm a follower!

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  78. I love me some OPI! How sweet of you!

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  79. Yes, I will brown nose for lovely nail polish. :) My favorite post is TAT: The shot. You had me in hysterics with that one!

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  80. I love McMama's blog. Love to see what the MSC have been up to each day. So to go with your NOt Me Monday!!!I have not entered many giveaways on Spring Fling today. I did not decide at 2 this afternoon that I had to give something away because I did not feel like I was missing something. I did not then call my niece and get 3 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies that she had left and buy them to put in a Spring Fling Giveaway on my site.
    I did not do any of that because that would prove to everyone in my family that I am in fact addicted to blogging, and giveaways.
    Have fun, loving spring fling.

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  81. Ryan, I totally thought you had smooshed your husbands name, your name and your kids name into your blog name. What a dork I am.

    And why haven't I ever visited before? I KNOW you for goodness sakes...sigh...life keeps getting the better of me. For shiz sister.

    So now I follow, now I comment, and I have yet to figure out twitter. And I can't read any posts 'cause I have been felled by a migraine for the past four hours and missed A LOT of the SITS give aways:(

    Oh well, if it's meant to be, it will be:)

    Happy happy.

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  82. LOVE OPI...best polish around! I am following your blog and would love to win this awesome giveaway!

    ♥Stephanie

    familyof4@comporium.net

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  83. I love your post! I would love to enter! Thanks for the giveaway!

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  84. Following your blog! Whawhoo!! :)
    Cindy
    http://vegetarianmamma.blogspot.com
    camdg(at)columbus.rr.com

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  85. Tweet Tweet, following you on twitter!
    Cindy
    http://vegetarianmamma.blogspot.com
    camdg(at)columbus.rr.com

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  86. Here's my random comment, I do hope I win!
    Cindy
    http://vegetarianmamma.blogspot.com
    camdg(at)columbus.rr.com

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  87. Favorite post March 4th...pretending to be summer. I frequently drive with my sun roof open with the heat blasting just so I can pretend its warm out! It does make me happy!
    Cindy
    http://vegetarianmamma.blogspot.com
    camdg(at)columbus.rr.com

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  88. I LOVE O.P.I. products. My mom was a manicurist and used their products exclusively. I love the names they come up with.

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  89. I am totally rocking the OPI right now... Little Red Wagon :) I am a follower (and love reading your Six word Saturday comments) and I'm going to have to say my favorite post was of your dad during your delivery.

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  90. I would love those! :) ♥

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  91. What a nice giveaway, pick me! LOL!

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  92. Cool, cool polish. Totally delish.

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  93. Ooooo, I LOVE OPI. And you've got great colors there, too!

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  94. For favorite post? I think I gotta go with Pea'd Down Her Leg :)

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  95. Hope I'm not too late!!
    sena.sagani[at]gmail[dot]com

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  96. Oh what a fun prize! Think I'd have to invite my Sisters and Mom over for a night of pampering! Fun!
    Rebecca
    RootsAndWingsCo.blogspot.com

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  97. Please enter me! :)

    jrerwin6 at gmail dot com

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