I did NOT give my son a bath with the puppy this week because Sprinkles did NOT smell like a pig. Monsoon did NOT refuse to get in the tub, NOT wearing me down to the point of NOT throwing Sprinkles in just to get him to bathe willingly. I did NOT let him help me wash her with her special doggie shampoo, and was NOT worried about hurting her puppy skin with regular soap, so I definitely did NOT just use dog shampoo on my child. No, I absolutely did NOT!
I do NOT wish I had gotten a picture, because it would NOT have gone so well with this post. I am NOT afraid you will all judge my (lack of) parenting based on this. NOT at all. Obviously, I am NOT posting this.
11 comments:
You be silly Optimistic Cynicism......I like that :)
I almost spilled the vodka in my coffee cup reading this I wuz laughin so hard.......
Steady On
Reggie Girl
Ha ha, I love it! As always you crack me up! Fabulous lady!
Tee-hee! If it's gentle enough for the puppy, it's gentle enough for the kiddie! You go!
OK I am so laughing out loud. Glad I am home alone!
That is wonderful. What a giggle! Well, and I did NOT go on a Blog Jog today! Oh, my!
Thanks so much for you support. Your blog looks great!
Hey! You saved some time, and that's all that matters:)
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
Not sure what kind of confession this is. Sounds more like efficiency to me. I'd be "Look at my mad water conservation skills!".
nothing wrong with bathing the kid with the dog!! lol..... makes for a fun time!
and this is NOT the funniest post I've read all day!! Hahahahaha!!! Good for you! :)
*snicker* That's awesome!
OMG! Poor monsoon smells like a clean puppy now :)
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