Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Tuesday, March 10

Ryan Needs:

A fun little google game I found over at Boogers, Screams, Headaches & Dreams and saw again over at Well, Okay Sassy Britches! You type in your name and "needs" after it, then see what pops up! I've been saving this for a day when I don't have anything else, and today is the SITS Spring Fling, so... as much as I hate missing Tova's Totally Awkward Tuesdays (which you should check out - nothing funnier on the blogosphere), I'm going to have to put it off until tomorrow.

Ryan needs:
  • a bra. Yes... well.... I'm not 16 anymore, so these puppies won't hold themselves up.
  • a little fabulous. Honey, I make my own fabulous! Come on... just a little?
  • to gain weight or buy new pants. Really? Why... thank you. I like new pants.
  • to press it. Hmmm.... depends on what "IT" is, I suppose. I do love a mystery.
  • his a** kicked. Ah honest mistake, I'm no "his." I may, however, need to be kicked on occasion.
  • to be held hostage. Well... hello stranger! M-Mmm.
  • answers. Yes, please. (Who hasn't been paying attention around here?)

12 comments:

Just A Chic... said...

I tried this once just to see what would come up but my first name is Serena and I certainly don't need to take lessons from Venus. They were all about tennis...lol.

Sassy Britches said...

Maybe you could press it with the person holding you hostage. I mean, heck, you're looking good in the new pants, so...Rooowwrrrr!

Mammatalk said...

That is great! I'd take the new pants, too.

Debbi said...

Ha @ Sassy's comment.

I did this on my blog too. But a lot of mine ended up porn-like. That's just the result of Debbi being my first name!

Susie said...

That is so fun!

Schmutzie said...

You are being featured on Intrepid Tuesday!
http://www.fivestarfriday.com/2009/03/intrepid-tuesday-edition-20.html

Alex the Girl said...

Hey, grats on being featured on Intrepid Tuesday. I'm drinking Cosmos today. Mmmm.

Dana said...

love it!!!!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

What is this Intrepid Tuesdays that you are featured on? I must learn more! Are you drinking somewhere without me? :)

I have tried this Google search. The two results that I received were:

1) Francesca has special needs.
2) Francesca needs help.

I was disappointed in Google. Surely, he could do better.

-Francesca

Hyacynth Filippi Worth said...

Woo hoo for needing to gain weight! I guess Big Brother knows what's good for it. :)

I am convinced that if I type in my first name it's going to tell me "Hyacynth needs to stop blaming her weight gain on the pregnancy and start giving credit where it's due -- fried, breaded fish and coconut shrimp."

wendy said...

I've tried this before and, quite frankly, I don't get it. It never has more than one or two responses for me and they are never funny. :( Yours were great, though!

christyzee said...

congratulations on winning over at SITS, just stopped by to say hello! very nice blog!
blessings...