Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Tuesday, March 10

Ryan Needs:

A fun little google game I found over at Boogers, Screams, Headaches & Dreams and saw again over at Well, Okay Sassy Britches! You type in your name and "needs" after it, then see what pops up! I've been saving this for a day when I don't have anything else, and today is the SITS Spring Fling, so... as much as I hate missing Tova's Totally Awkward Tuesdays (which you should check out - nothing funnier on the blogosphere), I'm going to have to put it off until tomorrow.

Ryan needs:
  • a bra. Yes... well.... I'm not 16 anymore, so these puppies won't hold themselves up.
  • a little fabulous. Honey, I make my own fabulous! Come on... just a little?
  • to gain weight or buy new pants. Really? Why... thank you. I like new pants.
  • to press it. Hmmm.... depends on what "IT" is, I suppose. I do love a mystery.
  • his a** kicked. Ah honest mistake, I'm no "his." I may, however, need to be kicked on occasion.
  • to be held hostage. Well... hello stranger! M-Mmm.
  • answers. Yes, please. (Who hasn't been paying attention around here?)


Just A Chic... said...

I tried this once just to see what would come up but my first name is Serena and I certainly don't need to take lessons from Venus. They were all about

Sassy Britches said...

Maybe you could press it with the person holding you hostage. I mean, heck, you're looking good in the new pants, so...Rooowwrrrr!

Mammatalk said...

That is great! I'd take the new pants, too.

Debbi said...

Ha @ Sassy's comment.

I did this on my blog too. But a lot of mine ended up porn-like. That's just the result of Debbi being my first name!

Susie said...

That is so fun!

Schmutzie said...

You are being featured on Intrepid Tuesday!

Alex the Girl said...

Hey, grats on being featured on Intrepid Tuesday. I'm drinking Cosmos today. Mmmm.

Dana said...

love it!!!!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

What is this Intrepid Tuesdays that you are featured on? I must learn more! Are you drinking somewhere without me? :)

I have tried this Google search. The two results that I received were:

1) Francesca has special needs.
2) Francesca needs help.

I was disappointed in Google. Surely, he could do better.


Hyacynth Filippi Worth said...

Woo hoo for needing to gain weight! I guess Big Brother knows what's good for it. :)

I am convinced that if I type in my first name it's going to tell me "Hyacynth needs to stop blaming her weight gain on the pregnancy and start giving credit where it's due -- fried, breaded fish and coconut shrimp."

wendy said...

I've tried this before and, quite frankly, I don't get it. It never has more than one or two responses for me and they are never funny. :( Yours were great, though!

christyzee said...

congratulations on winning over at SITS, just stopped by to say hello! very nice blog!