Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I am NOT on a fabulous staycation in an awesome water park resort. It is NOT just a short drive from home, and we did NOT come here instead of Disney just to avoid a 20-hour car ride with my 3yo. We are NOT having just as much fun anyway.
I will NOT be posting more about my first 5K and all the interesting happenings from that day - which you will definitely NOT be laughing at because there were NOT any complete weirdos or strange things going on that day. NOT at all! I also do NOT want to send out a super huge thank you to two of my best bloggy buddies since they did NOT offer tons of support and encouragement and absolutely did NOT call me a rock star, which of course I did NOT enjoy. This post is NOT coming soon.
I also will NOT be boring you with photos of this awesome place we're staying as soon as I get another free minute.