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Friday, April 10

Monsoon on a Stuffy Nose. (warning: gross post)

My baby's got a bit of a cold, so I was rocking with him near bedtime and we were have such a nice cuddle fest that I didn't bother to stop rocking when he started falling asleep. Before he could totally conk out, though, he had a massive slurpy/stuffy/snotty-nose sniffing attack. You know, when you need to blow your nose but instead just sniff and snuff for a long moment to suck it all back up.


I whispered: I can get you a tissue, Honey Pot.


Monsoon whispered (half asleep): No, Mommy.. I just like the taste of boogers.


I never thought I'd miss the days when he handed me a green slimeball after a particularly juicy sneeze.


25 comments:

The Cookie Girl said...

Ewwww! I haven't even finished my coffee yet.
Poor baby, I hope he feels better soon.

Sassy Britches said...

Bless his little booger-eating heart.

Michelle said...

EWWW man that's nasty.

Donnetta said...

Low calorie late night snack. Who can blame him?

Grand Pooba said...

Aaaaahh! That kid makes me laugh! No mom, I like the taste of boogers? My nephew can't get his finger out of his nose, what is this fasination kids have with boogers? Okay I've got to stop talking about boogers I'm gagging right now.

lol!

Call Me Cate said...

You warned and still.. ewwwww.

Daisigirl said...

EWWWWW! I not a snot person at all! My gag reflux react violently to slime! Poor baby though, I remember how hard it was for mine to sleep with they were all stuffy! :0(

Funny in my mind said...

Thank God I was eating my sweet and salty almond granola bar AT THIS EXACT SECOND.
mmmmmm

Heather said...

Gross! You have to love little kids!

Tranquility said...

Kids say the darndest things...

OH MY GOSH - I'm going to be laughing about that one for the rest of the day! Thanks for sharing1

Jennifer said...

I worked years in nursing homes so something as mild as a few boogers don't bother me none, but this post did make me laugh. How cute...what kids will say! Thank you for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment. I always really appreciate them.

joanofalltrades said...

Yuck! It's my own fault. You warned me and I kept reading anyway. But seriously, don't all kids like the taste of their own boogers.

Julia said...

DEE-SCKUS-TING!

Julia Smith said...

LOL!!

...and um...

Tag! You're it!

Kathy B! said...

Yuck, yuck, yuck! I'm going to just assume that his illness was making him delirious :)

peewee said...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That was good! How did you NOT laugh?!

scrappysue said...

some days, it's just all about the snot. thanks for stopping back by :)

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

That so sounds like something my youngest would say...oh, the joy of boys!

Jen said...

Sounds lovely. Thanks for stopping by my site. So appreciate it.

Snarky A. said...

That is so hilarious! Monsoon is a rock star. Seriously!

blueviolet@A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Ewwwww????

Jen said...

Now that is funny. Once my daughter sneezed a noodle. It was gross.

RamblingMother said...

LOL!!

Xazmin said...

Oh my heck...I just laughed out loud, like belly laugh so loud that all my kids who are watching a movied gave me a dirty look and said "what mom?"

Xazmin

H F W said...

I'm not sure which I find more amusing ... the actual story or the lables for the post. Hahaha!!