Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Tuesday, May 12

TAT: Quiet Moment

Tova Darling is hosting Totally Awkward Tuesdays for the last time today... at least until she settles into a new location, finds a job and accumulates some more awkward moments.

Monsoon and I went to "big church" together on Sunday, instead of leaving him in the kid's room like usual. I had packed plenty of snacks to keep him occupied, which usually does the trick if ever we go places where he needs to be quiet. He was feeling extra clingy lovey, though and wanted me to hold him every time we stood up for a song. Fine with me, I needed the 35lb workout after trainer girl had been away all week. You know, there's always a more comfortable side to hold your purse, a child, a heavy bag... but I switched up to try and even things out a bit. It felt uncomfortable, but my left side is weaker, so I didn't think too much about it until....


In a quiet moment between songs...

"You're squishing my penis, Mommy!"

22 comments:

Musings of the Mrs. said...

Oh NO he didn't!!! That is the best TAT I have ever read I think.

Jenny-Jenny said...

Yikes, why do they wait for the quiet moments to say something like that?

H F W said...

LOL!! He says the best things at the best possible moments EVER!

Amy said...

What do you do when this happens. That is so funny. Did you turn red or just smile?

Debbi said...

BAHAHAHAHA.

Sassy Britches said...

This is when you smile at those around you and say, "At least my child knows the proper names for his body parts!"

Yaya said...

This made me LOL! Oh my gosh. Why is it always at church??!

Lora said...

Oh, I would have DIED laughing if I were sitting near you. What did you do?

Jen said...

As usual you had me cracking up! I am getting to where I look forward to Tuesdays!!! Hilarious!!

Jennifer said...

I bet there were more snickers than stares.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds said...

hehehe... what a cute story! Kids are so funny!

Snarky A. said...

That is so hilarious!
Monsoon, is ridiculously funny! Just hanging around him must be plenty workout for those abs... I would laugh constantly! :D

Melissa B. said...

Monsoon sounds a little like Ella Numera Una. She always (even now) blurts out things at the most awkward times!

Michelle said...

Gotta love it. Then again, Mister Man used to label publicly who HAD penises and vaginas. And I was constantly paranoid about him mixing it up with someone who was a little... questionable.

Grand Pooba said...

No friggin way! Monsoon is my hero!

Seriously, that is hilarious, I would die!

the ungourmet said...

I know it's not cool to type LOL but I just did! How funny!!

Jenny-Jenny said...

I hear ya with the booty pain from the bike ride. I'll tell you what, when you're just starting 2 miles feels like 70. Baby steps sista! You'll get used to it. Next year you'll be riding your first century! Happy to know you're thinking of me. bahahahaha

Kathy B! said...

LOL!

How long did it take the crimson red to leave your face?!

LegalMist said...

"awkward" definitely sums that up, huh! I'll be chuckling all week, thanks for sharing!

Michelle "Lady Bug" said...

OMG! How funny. How old is he? Sorry I'm a fairly new follower. You Monsoon moments are hilarious.

RamblingMother said...

LOL!

Megan said...

Oh no! LMAO!!!