Super-name: Mommymommymommymommymommymommymommymommy. (You can just call me Mommy.)
Super powers: Child wrangling; stain removing; tantrum prevention; crayon confiscating; and of course, hiding an extra set of eyes in the back of my head. I have also recently perfected "THE LOOK" with my front eyes.
Hobbies: I enjoy running cartoon interference and playing the 'nighty-night' game.
Annoying habits: I often find myself "Sshh-ing" when no one is around. This might be annoying if anyone actually were around, but I am a superhero here, so annoying habits are off the table.
Alter-ego: Make-up wearing sophisticate who can always find clean clothes and a nice pair of heels. The original prototype for this woman was 30 pounds lighter, but has unfortunately been forced to pack on weight for a more realistic disguise. She also never EVER wears furry houseshoes outside, nor does she still secretly wear maternity underwear 4 years after giving birth. There is never spit-up on her shirts and her socks always match. She does not forget to wear a bra on occasion and always remembers to shave her legs. Her hair has zero rat nests and she doesn't even own a hair-tie.
Catch-phrase: "It's pony-tail time!" This is derived from numerous attempts at letting my hair down, only to be called back to duty by an unruly child or contaminated toilet.
Who is YOUR inner superhero?
Ask, Seek, Knock.
5 years ago
14 comments:
Very cute post! Thanks for stopping by my blog and "following" me! I would have to say I am a very similar superhero! Have a great day!
LOL This reminds me of a post I did called Who Am I? http://melaniemoyer.info/writing/2008/04/who-am-i/ I do the "Sshh-ing" thing too... I've even been caught to shushing toilets that run incessantly...
I love this! You are so funny!
And, you really are a fantastic super hero!
Oh, i can soooooo relate to this post! Especially the mommymommymommy part!
Thanks for stopping by my SITS featured blog today! I love meeting new bloggers!
I've never heard it put this way before, but yeah, Moms are superheroes I definitely will be telling my 7 year old about this!!
I still think you're a great story teller/writer! Keep it up you're so entertaining!!
Great post.
This is the first post i've read and I already love you. I'll throw your link up so I can find you again.
Thank you for stopping by on my SITS day last week...I love all the comments and felt very appreciated. Sorry it has taken me so long to share bloggy love back!
LUcky dog. having a post to pull from!! I wish that wAS my supah power somedays. :) It' s tough to keep up!
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My grandmother, who is staying with us for a few days to help out, just looked at me like I was nuts for laughing so hard I snorted while reading this!!! Nice! You are an awesome superhero mommy. And a funny one at that. I hope Monsoon grows up to have some of your humor!
This has been my favorite Writers Workshop post all.day.long!
Cheers!
You already are super mommy aren't you?
Are you also able to leap tall piles of laundry in a single bound? (hee hee!)
Hahaha! What a fun post!
It's always ponytail time around here. I SO feel you on that one!! ;)
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