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Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Thursday, March 12

Non-Post & a Pondering

I know everyone is just salivating at the mouth for some Thursday's Things (ahem - right) but I won't be publishing an actual post today. Instead, I'm spending the day on several daunting tasks, including bloggy-land-catch-up and 30 pages of written material which is due in 5 day. So.... please don't drop me if I haven't visited you yet, because I will come see you!

In case you're wondering, yes I DO know that I am the most important powerful OZ and your every ounce of happiness is completely dependant on my acknowledgement of your existence.

If you have bothered to visit me today and are now thinking, crap I got screwed with this non-post by that Ryan Ashley Stupid again! ... I'll leave you with something. (Parents and Nano - don't read any further)

Does anyone else have crazy (I mean crazy) sex dreams about ... uh... never mind who it's about. I can't be alone here. Anyone?

18 comments:

Xazmin said...

Ha! I'm not going to answer that question. But, hope you get all your stuff done and have a fabulous day!

I Am Who I Am said...

By crazy do you mean that it starts with me and my man in a romantic encounter but then when I take a closer look he has wonderful breasts and a va jay jay and then suddenly it's not me having sex anymore but I have a camera in my hand and I'm filming my man have sex with this incredibly sexy woman but when the woman turns her head to look at me I realize it's his mother! And I wake up screaming and wet all at the same time? Uh...no. I've NEVER had a dream like that. *Cough cough*

Sassy Britches said...

Funny you should say that. I JUST posted about a dream I had last night. It was about two boys and me! Don't get excited, it was PG and very loving..but STILL!

Sam_I_am said...

It pisses me off, because I NEVER have sex dreams. Even when I had raging teenage hormones. Very annoying.

Corinne Cunningham said...

I always had crazy sex dreams when I was pregnant! LOL, I don't know why... but it was the only time when I have... hmm...

Hyacynth said...

I'm not going to fully comment on this since we all have PG blogs here. But I can assure you I breathed a sigh of relief after Dr. Phil reassured all of us in TV-land last week that it's normal for pregnant women have these sort of racey dreams and racey desires in real life, too. :) I'm sure he'd say it was normal for non-pregnant women, too.

Annelie said...

Ha ha! You're so not alone on this! :D
Clearly!

Debbi said...

Ha! I had those dreams with two celebrities. (AND goodness, NOT at the same time!!) One was Toby Keith! (ROFL- uh, yah!)
One was Nick Lechay (however it's spelt!)

they were good dreams!

And I had a lesbian XXX rated dream once. That one was slightly more disturbing than me and Toby Keith getting it on!

Anonymous said...

Yay! I can comment today! Ya know......I worry about you sometimes.....I am scared to even ask who you are having sex dreams about. I'll keep mine to myself ;)

Mammatalk said...

You sound busy. Good luck with all that work!

Barely Domestic Mama said...

Ha ha! The only time I had crazy sex dreams was when I was pregnant and those were strange...some were good...however most were just bizarre.

Cheeky Kitchen said...

Dreams? Well, just look at author Stephanie Meyer to see the fun that can come from wildly sexy dreams. Long live Twilight!

And...It was So good of you to stop by my blog today. THANK YOU!

All the better because...your kind comment led me to your blog. Holy FUN! Keep up the fabulous bloggin' (and dreamin') and feel free to stop by anytime!

Happy Weekend!

wendy said...

Hahahaha!! I had wierd sex dreams when I was pregnant. Now, I just have good ones. :)

Funny in My Mind said...

the man in the dreams never has a face and I wake up un-satisfied

angie said...

Under you at SITS roll call, and what a day to stop by! I don't guess I've ever had a really crazy sex dream, otherwise, surely I would remember!

I'm also kicking myself for missing out on an OPI giveaway!

Nana said...

Yes, I do. They usually involve a clown, some roller skates and a hula hoop.

Queenie Jeannie said...

I dream of Daniel Craig often. That's all you're getting, lol!!!!

Michelle said...

Yeah... I may have hugely vivid dreams but only rarely are they ahhh *good* ones. And I haven't slept enough lately to have dreams, so I'm really missing out :)