Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I absolutely, positively, one hundred percent did NOT spend over ten dollars on one bottle of O.P.I. diamond shimmer nail polish in a beautiful pink called Reflection. I also did NOT subsequently say "sure" when Monsoon asked me to paint his fingernails, therefore NOT causing boiling blood pressure for Hubby. I did NOT then attempt a compromise between all parties by suggesting we NOT paint the boy's toes instead. I am currently NOT afraid for my life.
Of course I do NOT think his feet still look cute... even in pink. He does NOT ever tell me his favorite color is pink, even though I know it's green, just because my favorite color is pink. Totally NOT a super sweetie, that one.