Attended my 10-year high school reunion. It was a lovely evening, even though I went alone. Hubby was wonderful enough to stay home with our darling boy, but unfortunately that meant he wasn't there to keep me
I found myself on the dance floor doing "The Elaine" in front of old classmates and their significant others.
Now, let me tell you this: I am the master of Elaine. Anyone who thinks they can do it better, feel free to challenge me to a video duel. I doubt anyone will take me up that, as most mindful people wouldn't dare allow themselves to be captured on film during such a heinous act.
Me? Well... after a few minutes of classic, alcohol-induced Seinfeld moves, my fuzzy brain realizes that at least - at least - 10 people are laughing hysterically while trying in vain to steady cameras and/or phones at the dance floor. I am the only one on the dance floor.
Somewhere on YouTube, there is some random idiot making a dancing