Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Thursday, May 21

Flashback Friday: Is this a common problem? (alternately titled: when I was young and super)

Scary Mommy is hosting Flashback Fridays for those old posts you love from before anyone was reading, or that cool high school haircut photo you have to share, or even an actual memory. Click her button and play along!
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Hubs got a forward e-mail from one of his gross man-friends the other day (yes I've been saving this all week!) with a bunch of raunchy pictures and humorous captions. A double-take at one picture in particular made my eyes grow three sizes in half a second. Flashback!
I know that guy! No, not the actual guy in the photo, but a guy who was in this exact predicament. For an entire day. He was a boyfriend of mine. At a water park. With my family. My entire family, including aunts/uncles/cousins. Can you find him in the picture below?
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Oh hell yes, I was that hot. (Hey, it's my memory and I can remember it however I want.)

13 comments:

Sassy Britches said...

Well then, that settles it. If you were (are!) that hot, I can see why he'd have that issue! :)

Call Me Cate said...

Of course you're that hot! That poor guy... But I can't help laughing a bit. I thought I commented last night. Maybe not so much. Or maybe I tweeted. Or maybe I was talking to myself.

Debbi said...

That's sad. And funny. And I have NO doubt you ARE that hot.

Amy said...

That is way too funny. Yeah for the hotness.

Jennifer said...

Poor guy. Why wouldn't he just sit down, or go jump in the pool, or just go home.

Sugar Boogers & Tantrums said...

Hi! how funny is that?! I'm sure you are a hot tamale. :)

Kristin said...

Ah ha ha ha. My high school boyfriend had the same predicament while giving an oral presentation (in class). Dang am I glad to be a girl!

BlueEyedWonder said...

OMG!!! Just TOOOO funny!

Scary Mommy said...

I would have DIED. How mortifying!!!! I went to junior high with a kid who constantly was in that condition. He wore sweats to school every day and there was NO hiding it. Why oh why couldn't he just find a nice pair of jeans? Another reason I am so, so glad to be a girl!

(And, yes, your link was there, but then the whole thing stopped showing up. Sorry about that!!!)

Carey-Life in the Carpool Lane said...

You're one hot mama! Poor guy!

RamblingMother said...

LOL! That is funny.

Michelle said...

Wooowwww..... See, it's times like these that I'm glad I'm not a guy. Yikes!

Kathy B! said...

I saw your Chick Chat and you are definitely that hot! As for that guy?!?! Poor, poor thing :( How humiliating! Definitely makes me happy to be a girl!!