Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did NOT spend the entire past week moping about. I was NOT rejected, not at all, not even a little bit. I am NOT sniffling and whining right now while no one is home and I absolutely do NOT care if my short stories stink. Because of course they do NOT.
Speaking of rainbows and sunshine, I also did NOT break my favorite flip-flops when I stepped out of the car in the Church parking lot Sunday, because I would NOT ever wear flip-flops to Church.
I have NOT been slacking on posts and positively have NOT regretfully neglected 99% of you in the last week (or maybe two). If you need to feel better (because we all know how awesome and important I am, so of course you've noticed how I haven't been around) I also did NOT forget to take my final exam for yoga and surely will NOT subsequently fail. Yoga. I will NOT say it again: Fail Yoga. Yoga!
I'm feeling so totally zen right now.