I am currently hosting a whopping 37 e-mails in my spam folder. Before I started blogging, I didn't even know I had a spam folder.
Some subject lines are so boring, I almost open them thinking it must be from someone I know. "Hello" or "Cool" could be anybody.
A simple "Well" made me wonder if my 1st grade teacher finally figured out who helped Blondie vandalize Jimmy Walker's S+ paper during recess.
Then there are the blushers. "So hard it hurt her." and "Dr. A Coker (call me after...)"
I know I enter a lot of giveaways, but some of these really sound amazing. And a bit confusing. "Win $3000 free laser hair removal!" and "Turbo Charge your lawn!" Well, which is it?
The mysterious spammers might be my favorite. "Private Mail from Dr. Kojo Adams" Hmm.. did I miss my yearly? or "mochten Sie sich das Rauchen abgewohnen ?" I don't know what it says (hence the mystery) but I'm intrigued.
How do you take your spamwich?
Sanity or Patience: choose one.
Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?