I am currently hosting a whopping 37 e-mails in my spam folder. Before I started blogging, I didn't even know I had a spam folder.
Some subject lines are so boring, I almost open them thinking it must be from someone I know. "Hello" or "Cool" could be anybody.
A simple "Well" made me wonder if my 1st grade teacher finally figured out who helped Blondie vandalize Jimmy Walker's S+ paper during recess.
Then there are the blushers. "So hard it hurt her." and "Dr. A Coker (call me after...)"
I know I enter a lot of giveaways, but some of these really sound amazing. And a bit confusing. "Win $3000 free laser hair removal!" and "Turbo Charge your lawn!" Well, which is it?
The mysterious spammers might be my favorite. "Private Mail from Dr. Kojo Adams" Hmm.. did I miss my yearly? or "mochten Sie sich das Rauchen abgewohnen ?" I don't know what it says (hence the mystery) but I'm intrigued.
How do you take your spamwich?
Ask, Seek, Knock.
5 years ago
16 comments:
I loathe Spam...i never open it anymore,just hit DELETE right away. If it was important, they'll call.
I do so enjoy going through my spam folder every now and again. So much craziness abounds!
I take mine with extra mayo.
Ha! I hate the ones that say "I've been trying to contact you" I'm thinking, oh no, is this my long lost love from elementary school?
I ONLY get stuff that tells me how to increase my manhood and satisfy my woman better.
And frankly, it's not helping my non-sex-life right now even THINKING about ANYone's manhood. But really? How the heck do I get this stuff?!
I just put it in the Spam box.
My Round Robin is this Friday if you want to stop by.
My spam folder is usually in the hundreds so I rarely have fun cleaning it out. Penis enhancement products always give me a bit of a chuckle though.
37, that's all???? I have tons. I just run down through it quickly to make sure no one I want to hear from accidentally got sent over there and then I hit Empty.
Really, I never even see spam. Gmail gets rid of it for me.
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I almost answered one once thinking it was real and had to use a password. Then realizing what a dork I had just been proceeded to change all my passwords.
I've never gotten a German spamwich before. Hmmm. Does that mean I'm not sexy enough for international SPAM?!
LOL I think I've got 200 something in my spam folder right now. It adds up so fast, I swear I just deleted everything a couple days ago. Some of the titles are pretty crazy though. LOL
AND....
Congratulations!! You're the winner of my giveaway! =D
That is right up there with the words people type in to reach your blog site on google. You know the key words. I have to do a post on that some day for my OSL site. They have been funny. I have been getting a lot of dead cat blog searches...
I try to just delete spam as fast as it comes in!!
I *knock on wood* don't get that much spam. Your spam is a lot more interesting. I got a few recently from some soldier asking for money..
I take mine shaved extra thin. 37 emails is a ton. Yikes! At least there is a spam folder so you can hopefully avoid getting more by accidentally opening them and giving them the clue that you've got a valid email!
I get so much spam it's ridiculous...I think it's because I've signed on to so many things that they figure they can just pop on over any kind of 'email'...
my favorites, especially since I'm female, are the ones for bigger penises....LOL....
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