Here are some answers (and thoughts) I've given to the many "why" and "but-what-if" questions I've heard lately from Monsoon. It's an effort to not just say 'I don't know.'
"Those are your testicles," followed by, "No, jellyfish have tentacles." Sorry I spewed snot on you. If you don't like it, stop making me laugh.
"Underwear are for you bottom. If you put them around your neck, they will likely get stuck. Again." Again!?
"No, my utters do not have super powers." You don't need to know about their super powers just yet.
"If everyone had a penis, there would be no girls." Stop asking what I have.
"Clifford is pretend. Sprinkles will never talk." What do you mean you don't want her, then?
"Well then the car would smell really bad, wouldn't it?" Are all kids this obsessed with poop?
Six Word Saturday #423
1 month ago