What happens when a 4-year-old boy finds a giant bottle of lotion lying around the living room???
He wants to see how far it squirts, of course.
He might need some assistance from his trusty sidekick.
He figures the carpet has pretty dry skin.
Sanity or Patience: choose one.
Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?