Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Wednesday, April 21

Now what?

I finally have a night to myself (aside from Dorothy, who doesn't count because I can ignore her and she won't be emotionally damaged and she can't divorce me).

Now what?

I could be (should be) doing some serious writing, but those 2 glasses of wine seem to have left me thoughtless. Snapping Turtle cab, by the way? Totally worth the $6.99 a bottle. I'd probably pay upwards of ten dollars for it. I digress.

I do that a lot. Digress. Kind of a funny word, and kind of fun to say.

Another funny word? Sociopath. Not really funny, no, but funny that once I used it over the course of several e-mails to a friend in the complete wrong context. I meant narcissist. No wonder he stopped returning my messages. And sadly, I just had to google "someone who loves themself" to find the word narcissist because I still couldn't remember it. That should make a good two seconds of blog fodder for someone with analytics, yes? Jokes on that blogger - themself isn't even a word.

I should have just rented My Sister's Keeper and made a night of it.


Eva Gallant said...

I'm looking for that Snapping Turtle!

Jingle said...

HA! This post just made me smile! It sounds like you managed to enjoy your evening....I will have to have the Hubbums check out the Snapping Turtle. I can't do reds, but he can!

Call Me Cate said...

My mother is a terrible narcissist. Because of her, I know how to spell narcissist. I also rock myself to sleep in a corner and sing songs about bunnies and monkeys. But I digress... Personally, I'd rather be called a sociopath. And I think narcissists ARE sociopaths. So you were right. Or something.

I hope you enjoyed your evening.