Totally Awkward Tuesdays! Check out Tova Darling for more awkward fun! (My apologies, I put the link to Snarky Much? earlier, which is also very funny - but Tova Darling holds Totally Awkward Tuesdays, so look for more awkwardness there.)
Long story short, we got a new shower head to replace the one that came with the house (old house, btw). The stupid thing broke after a couple months - it was adjustable and plastic, go figure. We put the old one back on (we throw NOTHING away - it's insane), but after having the nice one with all the different settings, you know, other than "drip," we couldn't stand it and had to get another new one.
Hubby and Monsoon went right out to the Home Depot and they worked together to install it that very afternoon. Hubby had made it clear that it was a gift for ME, apparently (since it was close to my birthday, I guess?), because Monsoon kept telling me things about "your new shower head, Mommy!"
We ended up back at Home Depot a week later for something else. Hubby went off on his own, as usual, while Monsoon and I toured the front area where all the sale stuff is stacked for easy viewing.
Low and behold, there were a hundred or so boxes of shower heads in one of the sections. One of the busy, busy sections where many, many men were slowly meandering around the sale aisle.
Monsoon pointed to the shower head boxes and said, "It's YOUR shower head, Mommy! You like YOUR new shower head, Mommy?" I swear every man in there snickered.
Sanity or Patience: choose one.
Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?