Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Tuesday, April 7

TAT: HoneyMooner

Totally Awkward Tuesdays!!! Share your own Awkwardness and link up with Tova Darling to spread the humiliation.

Years ago, my husband and I had friends. One particular couple borrowed our slightly more reliable vehicle for their honeymoon, brought it back, dropped their honeymoon pictures at our local Meijer and then forgot to pick up the prints before heading back home 2 hours away.

Of course we'd be happy to grab them for you! Nothing dirty on them? No? Okay, good, because I was planning on looking at them - we want to see some of those cool places you went. Yes, yes, see you next month!

We flipped quickly through the stack, you know how you do when you're looking at someone else's 'vacation slide' style photos, but one of them caught our attention. It didn't seem quite right... there was something different... what is that? Yeah, I know it's a flash, but what's behind it? It looks kind of... oh, no... is that...? Yes. Yes it is.

Dear friend, I see your hoo-ha. You thought you were taking an innocent picture of your new (fully clothed) husband in your hotel room, but you see, there is a mirror right here. In front of you here, you see? And right below the flash there? That's right, you are naked.

It was quite awkward the next month when we had to hand over the envelope. Maybe we could have pulled off the old "we didn't bother to peek" line, if only my husband hadn't prodded his friend about the "something hairy" in the mirror. And that is why we don't have friends anymore - Hubs can't keep his mouth shut when we see their parts.

**Don't forget about the Big Thing on Thursday!**

21 comments:

Glenda, saved by grace said...

thats funny!
I'll bet your (not your) friend(anymore) is still embarrased. I would be! Ha

Kathy B! said...

That sounds like something that would happen to me. Except I'd be the naked person who accidentally got caught on film :)

Call Me Cate said...

How terrifying. For all of you!

Queenie Jeannie said...

OK now that totally made me LOL!!! Good one!

Donnetta said...

We say hooha too. Although typically only about ourselves. I shall consider myself blessed that I haven't had to return pictures of hairy hoohas!!

Debbi said...

HAHAH! Awesome. Was she at least, all, uh... beautified below? you know, 'landscaped' for her new man?

Grand Pooba said...

LOL! Oh that is awesome! How awkward and yet so hilarious! I don't know who should be more embarrased, you or them?

The Cookie Girl said...

eeek! I am turning red just reading this.

Snarky A. said...

Mwuhahaha! That is so hilarious! Kudos too, to your hilarious husband! "something hairy".... Fabulously awkward!

Barely Domestic Mama said...

Oh my goodness! That was hilarious!

Xazmin said...

Holy crap...I am laughing my head off! I'm glad you're not blind now!

You are hilarious.

Xazmin

Xazmin said...

Oh, I almost forgot...I have a surprise for you on my blog!

Xazmin

Former Fat Chick said...

OMG, Now, I HAVE to write a letter to someone and it will start: Dear Friend, I see your Hoo-ha....

OMG, I LOVE THIS!

Jenny said...

HILLARIOUS

H F W said...

SO funny!! I love your TATs. They are so hilarious.

H F W said...

Wow, totally should have read that comment before posting. Probably should have typed out Totally Awkward Tuesday, huh?
Why can't I edit my own comments??

Michelle said...

Yikes. I was going to comment on the start of "years ago, my husband and I had friends." But ummm I guess there's no need to poke fun at that now, is there? I'm trying to wash my brain from that mental image. You poor dear.

Cora said...

Ohh, too funny! Het, it's her fault for saying the pics were safe. I would have looked too if i was told the pics were hoo-ha free. You're an innocent victim here.

BTW, Scope sent me. :-)

Sassy Britches said...

Remind me never to let you pick up my pictures, okay? :)

Shanda said...

Too funny! That would be kind of tough to "move forward" from...

Thank you so much for your comments on my blog yesterday!

joanofalltrades said...

Following up that story with the "Big Thing" on Thursday is just wrong. Only you Ryan Ashley!