So I have shin splints, and apparently I'm an idiot. *waving my arms in the air and woo-ing with sarcasm* Did you know that running on the sidewalk is like "getting hit by a bus" as I was told. Too late. I'm not a "runner" per say, I just started doing it, but there's nothing quite like injuring yourself when everyone else seems to have known better.
It reminded me of the time I put the blender under a running faucet. Yes, it was plugged in and yes I felt a nice shock. I ask you this, though: how is one supposed to automatically know these things if one has never a) been told, or b) learned from experience? Again with the "what an idiot" looks (yes you - I can see that snurl!). Anyway, I was just a child... a mere 16 or so. Oh, that doesn't help my case? *waving my arms in the air and woo-ing again, this time with my tongue hanging out an my eyes rolling about*
Miss Weiner once microwaved a potato. If you still think I'm the only one who does things that everyone knows you shouldn't do, she nuked the potato wrapped in tin foil. Now spill it - what have you done?
Sanity or Patience: choose one.
Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?