Sanity or Patience: choose one.

Do you ever have one of those moments where you think, "HA! I am sane!" Then you step in dog poo with your bare feet and remember it was your idea to get the puppy...?

Saturday, June 20

SWS: Ambushed!

"Local chocolate shop + fresh strawberries = bliss."


Until I bite into my plump, juicy, chocolatey-coated berry to find, layered between the two, a dirty rotten liar. Her name is white, and she is NOT chocolate! She has ruined my heavenly dessert, and I will have my sweet revenge.
"White chocolate, you are thine enemy!"
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10 comments:

Barely Domestic Mama said...

Send that dessert over this way! I love White Chocolate. :)

Call Me Cate said...

I like white chocolate in some situations. Mostly combinations involving peanut butter. But it shouldn't be called chocolate. And it should surely NOT be lurking under a nice layer of real chocolate.

I'm appalled on your behalf.

Amy said...

Too Funny...

Snarky A. said...

Ha ha, you are so fabulously funny!
I hate to be ambushed by any hidden-under-something-delicious food.

Yaya said...

At least it wasn't a white worm stuck in the strawberry?

Jenny-Jenny said...

I was so afraid the strawberry was going to be rotten inside. Huge fan of white or any other chocolate, huge fan of strawberries, don't like them together.

BTW~I have something for you at my blog... come on over.

Julia said...

OK I have some bad news for you. I went to the specialist for my "issues" with digestion and she banned chocolate, coffee, and alcohol.

It is working...

carma said...

I was just telling my dad the other day how much I love white chocolate and he was frowning!! You guys have got to stop dissing white chocolate >:-(

Michelle said...

Hey, that stuff isn't even chocolate. Bad marketing. And what a bummer of a surprise. Of course I was expecting you to find a hair, so this wasn't quite as bad but still....

Grand Pooba said...

It is true, white chocolate does not have an ounce of chocolate in it. I learned it in my cooking class.

Don't I look smart?