On Candyland:

My husband: "I'm King Nut."

Me: "Monsoon, are you playing? It's been your turn for a while."

Monsoon: "All the part of my bodies aren't firing up."

Me: "What the heck color am I?"

Hubby: "I'm King Nut."

Monsoon: "Hey, it's my turn!"

Me: "It's my turn. You stopped participating ten minutes ago."

Hubby: "I'm King Nut."

Monsoon: "I don't think Daddy's playing anymore."

Me: "He's playing, just not the same game."

Monsoon: "I WEEEEN! Weeener Weener Chicken Deeener!"

Me: "Winner, honey. It's winner, not weeener."

And no, he didn't win. I suppose I should have told him... but then I would have had to keep playing.